Wreckers

Aka Cheaters Guide to a Decent Ruby Lots of these bits are optional, but the more the better. I always cook in a humongous frying pan. Nice and deep is good, vertical sides rather than sloped. Ingredient summary: Mustard Seeds Coriander Seeds. Oil. Ghee preferably (Indian clarified butter), I just ...

If you ask my opinion:

Economic Stimulus = Cheap Dildo

So there

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If you don't know what these are, ask your mum... No, not Mirumum cos she is too sweet and innocent to know!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7869301.stm

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WHACK A TAYNE!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNTwKbLHgU

And another! A simple two chords slowly turned into something distinctly different (for me) so; *wavy lines* Off to Sicily we go. Take a seat, have a slice of pizza, sip on a vintage Chianti and rest your shotgun on your lap as a quaking boy grovels before you... 'So... you show disrespect to my dau...

Season's Greetings :santa: No xmas song :shock: Well funny you should say that! I bought myself a $300 bottle of whisky for my prezzy to myself and finally finished off the current song. In what sense I 'finished it off' is up to interpretation as the booze awoke the inner rock dinosaur that lurket...

From New Zealand.

Just remember; when it finally gets to you, we saw it first! It's ours!

I was gonna pop online to say Hi and stuff, but there's like an 90 mins of download to go, so this will have to do =/

Lots of love to all

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Oops I did it again:

Blue Siesta

Forgive the dodgy tuning but I was under the haffluence of incahol at the time =)

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I was reading this article and I decided that the third picture needed fixing up. Gave me sumthin to do!



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Re: Weightlifting Fail

Not sure why that was here =) Unless someone (with dark blue skin and and a water sprinkler) had been "lifting their weights" over that girlies pic *SNORTLE* *RIMSHOT*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQy54p2zQQ

I love the "Mommmm MOMMMM!"

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Whipped cream dear boy, not sour =) As 'ow wot it said in my post what I did lovin'ly make on this 'ere luvvly board

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They all LIE. Double Coat Tim Tam, twice the chocolate. The mathematics and the logic are simple, morer is betterer. Serving Suggestion: What do you do with the leftover cream, when you have finished your strawberries dipped in melted Cadbury's plain chocolate with whipped cream? http://www.nzdeb.co...

Yeah Miru, it could be only 2 chords really, depending on whether you accept the implied diminished chord or not. But 3 is enuff for rock and roll, 2 is enuff for elevator music =) Drone based music is one of the oldest types going back to the medieval monks, probably before that. The only thing tha...

I bought meself a bass guitar a few weeks back and after a bit of noodling about, came up with this slightly wierd thingo.

It's mostly bass guitar (fancy that!) so DON'T listen on shitty tinny little speakers, you need BASS!

Anyway, tell me it sucks!
Sorry

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Mynks wrote:There is no cake, only a spoon!

Did somebody say SPOON?

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I r in ur rayd, baiting ur klerix!




p.s. Thats mah kitty =)

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*hugs*

Sweetheart, I never DID understand your jokes!

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Noooo, not really =)


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a) Trying to learn this music package for PC, and slowly getting there. Don't have enough time cos I just quit my job and have been hunting contracts (which has been a success!) b) I also bought a cheap ($40) Ukulele for sh*ts and giggles. Uke's are big fun btw =) And Lo and Behold! The bastard offs...

Oh yeah, while I'm at it.... I made this...

Steve 'Big' Jobs: The Early Years



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You need to create the following audio triggers and hotkeys: 1) Trigger phrase: Melodionxxx says 'Hi All!' Hotkey response required: /say 'Bugger off Melo!' 2) Trigger phrase: Melodionxxx says 'Aww guys didn't you miss me?' Hotkey response required: /say 'Do we know you?' 3) Trigger phrase: Melodion...

Hope all is jollity and giggles for Chrimbo.

And just so you don't miss out on the excellent punnage...

Q: What flower does Aamasie use for camouflage?
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A: Why, a Hydrangea of course!

Have a good one peeps

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Sunspot!



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Nutella is gorgeous, and that is downright kinky

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Actually it was Bunny...

Zurt... they have tracked you down mate. Be afraid, be very very afraid

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Using Orcon

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