Australolian

Moderator: Officers

Post Reply
User avatar
Melodionxxx
Posts: 3727
Joined: Tue 18 Jan, 2005 1:13 pm
Location: Location: Location:

Australolian

Post by Melodionxxx »

An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.
He had a lake in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The lake had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there
In the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the lake to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his lake.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'

MeloxXx
Image
Thoraf
Site Admin
Posts: 11504
Joined: Wed 12 Dec, 2001 5:52 am

Post by Thoraf »

hehe nice one melo :P
User avatar
Selinea
Posts: 1191
Joined: Sat 01 Sep, 2007 6:22 pm
Location: Melbourne

Post by Selinea »

LOL
There is no right or wrong, there is only a path...
User avatar
Aamasie
Posts: 3411
Joined: Wed 21 Aug, 2002 6:47 pm

Post by Aamasie »

/giggle

Good one Melo
Image
User avatar
Jarinu
Posts: 6523
Joined: Sun 16 Dec, 2007 10:09 am

Post by Jarinu »

lmao
Image
"Looks like Maz was right.. - Thoraf"
"Looks like Maz was right.. There can add me to your sig! - Kofn"
"*sigh* 'the maz is right' strikes again! - Zurt"
"Have you noticed that nobody who thinks 'Maz is right' still plays? - Melo"
"Now Melo doesn't play! Cursed! - Fny"
Post Reply