Frippery and Fippery

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Frippery and Fippery

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Once Upon a Time...

There was a bored bard called Melodionxxx, who came from the city of Qeynos. Ever since he was a boy, the fierce gnoll Fippy Darkpaw of the Clan Sabertooth bravely charged the gates of the town, only to die at the hands of the guards.

"Just once" mused Melo, "wouldn't it be cool if poor old Fippy actually made it into Qeynos!".

Preparing his charm song, Melo got to work....
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Melo's charming ways

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I am in ur townz!

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Gimme armourz!

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Gimme weppunz!

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Gimme ur wimminz

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Oi Oi the lights are flashin' , we're goin pally bashin!

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Can i join ur gildz

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And people say, to this very day; in the long, quiet, dark hours of the night, if you listen very carefully... you might just hear the ghostly howling of a gnoll echoing mournfully around the streets of old Qeynos.


The End

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Last edited by Melodionxxx on Thu 11 Oct, 2007 7:39 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Brilliant work Melo - priceless!
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Hehe, awesome. So how'd he die in the end? Did he end up in the brig?
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Heheh melo,... nice work melo
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LMAO you need to post that about the place for promotional purposes - mad bards apply here mkay
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Yeah nice work man... Liben let die.. you kill me :)
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haha Melo thats awesome :D
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/giggles...hehehehe!

Nice work Melo!

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Nice one, Melo :-)
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Still gold after all these years....
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