Rolls
Eggs
Bacon (Cut off all that fat, it's shit on burgers)
Cheese
Buy the rolls from the bakery in aspendale gardens (back of nowhere)
Cut em and add cheese.
Cook the bacon to perfection (not underdone, and not burnt) and slap em on the cheese. Add a touch of BBQ sauce for girls, more for guys. Slap on the egg (make em runny baby, but flip em to piss orf all that ikky shite stuff, you don't wanna have em flipped for more than 5 seconds or you'll bugger up the yolk exploding and running all over their hands)
Bewdy.
PS: Can add 'Leftover hamburger patty' for a more filling breaky, but if you do it requires beetroot also.